MarketFreak Terms of Service

MarketFreak will:

• Absolutely steal and sell all of your data to third parties.
• Not be responsible for any damages or losses resulting from the use of our platform.
• Steal your liver and atleast one of your kidneys.
• Sell your DNA on the dark web.
• Put approximately 42116 viruses, trojans, adware, spyware and other unwanted programs on your device.
• Turn your computer into a bot to spam-vote the worst mob in the next Minecraft Live.
• Get all of your Sims into a swimming pool then remove the ladder.
• Burn your house down with combustible lemons.
• Sell your soul to the devil (or worse, Amazon).
• Make you watch every single Adam Sandler movie ever made, in a row, without breaks.
• Make you listen to Nickelback's entire discography on repeat for 24 hours straight.
• Make you eat a bowl of expired mayonnaise.